A note from @MewtonLOLX
Hold 1. Own the apple five.
$MEWTON × ETH on letscash. Five trees. The cut buys AAPL first.
Gravity was a rumor until something hit him.
$MEWTON is one token. You buy it on letscash, quoted in ETH, on Robinhood Chain. The whole 1,000,000,000 supply goes in a Uniswap v4 pool. LP locks in the create transaction. No creator bag.
The orchard is the point. Every swap pays 5% in ETH. The pad keeps 0.30%. The rest splits in half at launch and cannot be rewritten: 2.35% orchard, 2.35% build. The orchard buys five trees. Build keeps the site, the crank, and the gas.
01 · The apple five
Not ten thin books. Five. Apple overweight, then the deepest AAPL-pair cats as of 18 Sep 2026. Epoch can re-read depth. $MEWTON excludes itself.
- $AAPL · 40.00%. The print. Bought first. The stock token.
- $INU · 24.00%. Deepest AAPL-pair book. Book ~$1.2M.
- $ICOIN · 16.00%. Second AAPL-pair depth. Book ~$408k.
- $AP · 12.00%. Third AAPL-pair depth. Book ~$159k.
- $PENPE · 8.00%. Fourth. Still an AAPL book. Book ~$110k.
The cut buys AAPL first. Then the four deepest cats.
02 · Three lanes
LetsCash tax is 1, 3, 5, or 10%. We pick 5%. Platform cut is always 0.30% — CASHCAT and the venue. That slice is not ours.
The 4.70% creator stream is launchWithFeeSplit, 5000 / 5000, locked in the launch tx. Recipients are contracts that cancollect(). A mute vault or a plain EOA on that form freezes the stream. Split cannot be changed later. Rotate only moves who owns a slot.
- 0.30% pad. LetsCash. Immutable.
- 2.35% orchard. 0x446CF924199D28A272E18938490a38CA46c7BCA0
- 2.35% build. 0x7dA07f775c7c48C4b1e8d745E501E32B3D58C30E
03 · What the ETH does
Fees sit in a splitter clone until someone calls distribute, then each slot collect. Orchard.harvest() is permissionless. ETH lands in the orchard address. It does not airdrop to holders.
Day one is K1: ETH parks in the orchard. Ops pulls wei and buys the five on LONG — AAPL first. You can watch the bag on mewton.lol. Zero is real. Harvest is not a payout.
In-kind distribution to holders is K2. It is not live. Do not read this token as a coupon, a dividend, or Apple equity.
04 · Weather is not the fee
The header chip reads Chainlink Robinhood AAPL / USD — asleep, fall, rise. That is the print hanging over the orchard. It does not change the 5% you pay on letscash. Uniswap v4 bakes the hook into the pool. Their hook, their fee.
If you buy
You buy $MEWTON on letscash, quoted in ETH. The 4.7% creator stream splits 50/50: orchard and build. The orchard buys AAPL first, then INU, ICOIN, AP, PENPE. Not a coupon.
- Five percent, three lanes. 0.30% letscash, immutable. 2.35% orchard. 2.35% build. Split is launchWithFeeSplit — 5000 / 5000 of the creator stream. Locked at create.
- The apple five. Not ten. AAPL 40%, then INU 24, ICOIN 16, AP 12, PENPE 8 — ranked by AAPL-pair liquidity, AAPL overweight. Epoch can re-read depth. $MEWTON excludes itself.
- No creator bag at create. The whole 1,000,000,000 supply goes in the ETH pool. Address must end in cc.
- Claim, then buy. Fees sit in the splitter until collect(). K1 parks ETH in the orchard address. In-kind airdrop is K2 — not live. Do not read this as a payout.
- Not MEOWTON. Different pad, different tax, different CA.
- Not Apple equity. Not a dividend. Not a coupon from us.
- Not an automatic AAPL airdrop to your wallet on day one.
- Not a promise the orchard pays you. Price can go to zero.
The pad
Do not deploy a homemade ERC-20 first. letscash emits the token. Address must end in cc or the factory rejects the salt. Quote is ETH, not USDG. Developer buy stays empty. Token CA is pending until that receipt — watch /basket.
Their terms bind the trade. Stock tokens are not offered to US persons. 18+. Self-custody. The app is not the protocol. Unaudited.
Hold 1. Own the apple five. Gravity was a rumor. The orchard is open.
Short version on /how. Print on /fall. Live vaults on mewton.lol. X: @MewtonLOLX. Trading, when it exists, on letscash. Unaudited. Not a payout. Not affiliated with Apple or Robinhood.